Royal Gossip Reignites: Prince William and Rose Hanbury Affair Rumors Resurface Amid Kate Middleton Conspiracy Theories

In the ever-curious world of royal gossip, the spotlight has once again swung onto Rose Hanbury, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley, a figure whose name tends to resurface whenever whispers of scandal echo through the digital corridors. These whispers, shrouded in the cloak of unsubstantiated rumors (RUMORS!), suggest an alleged affair between her and none other than Prince William himself (ALLEGEDLY!).

Enter Stephen Colbert, the affable host of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, who recently dipped his toes into the swirling waters of royal intrigue. With a theatrical flair, Colbert addressed his audience, “For those of you who are royal watchers, I’m afraid I’ve got some troubling news about England’s royal family.” And so begins the latest chapter in the ongoing saga.

Colbert, never one to shy away from the juicy details, delved into the speculation surrounding the supposed disappearance of Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge. Cue the internet sleuths, who have been furiously speculating that Kate’s absence may be linked to her husband, the future King of England, engaging in extramarital dalliances. “I think we all know who the alleged other woman is,” Colbert declared, his voice dripping with intrigue, “say it with me: the Marchioness of Cholmondeley.” A name so exquisite that Colbert humorously admitted to potentially mispronouncing it.

But this tale isn’t a recent development. Oh no, the whispers of an affair between William and the Marchioness have been circulating for years, as Colbert pointed out, citing Cosmopolitan’s deep dive into the matter.

For those seeking a quick recap (TL;DR), the saga began in 2019 when tabloids honed in on an alleged “falling out” between Kate, William, and Rose. Soon, In Touch magazine threw fuel on the fire by reporting that William and Rose might have indeed had an affair. Allegedly, when confronted by Kate, William dismissed the rumors with a laugh, insisting there was nothing to them.

Despite the fervor surrounding these rumors, the royal family has remained tight-lipped. Daily Mail’s royal reporter Richard Kay shed some light, stating, “Both sides have considered legal action, but because none of the reports have been able to offer any evidence about what the so-called dispute is about, they have chosen to ignore it…These hurtful rumors of a fallout are simply false.”

Yet, here we are once more, with the Rose + William saga being dusted off amid discussions of Kate and William’s alleged marital woes. However, it’s crucial to note that there is no concrete evidence to support these claims, as Colbert emphatically emphasizes. So, with a metaphorical shrug, the search for truth continues amidst the whispers of palace intrigue.